I removed one seat!

And there are about a thousand staples holding that fabric on! I don't know if this is a sign of a chair that's well-made, or if the guys at the furniture factory were having a good time with a staple gun. But I pulled out staples for 2 hours last night (admittedly stopping occasionally to stare at Real Housewives with my jaw dropped). And I still have a few more staples to go! I'll put photos up so you can feel my pain.